Let's engage in a productive waste of time;
Confusing to one's taste buds
Like a slice of sweet key lime.
Organized chaos thrives
Online throughout the web.
Cracking tasteless jokes
Like an aristocratic pleb.
Acting cruelly to show compassion is
Contradictory as a rich man wearing rags
Then setting off a brand new trend in fashion biz.
So hold what's left and write
From center of prefrontal cortex.
Cause bears forth its own effects
While old wrongs are all aright.
These sharps may be retarded — thus they cleave in manner trite!
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