PC Thug: Political correctness taken to an illogical extreme. In their crusade to not offend anyone, they lash out at the ideas or contributions of others. They see themselves as righteous but come across as total asses who argue about the most trivial semantics. ~ from Urban Dictionary
Be ye wary of skullduggery;
En garde against verbicidal muggery.
Bar raging bulls, or else face buggery!
Bear your brass with shoulder shruggery —
Sticks and stones shouldn't taste sugary ...
One mustn't barter away surety
Nor dread being beaten by sluggery.
Salvage wrecks using towboat tuggery:
Sassy ornament ought wit nicety and snuggery.
Down verity's vino now, oh champion of chuggery!