Knock off a chip of the old _____ ?
Irregular expressions make crowds balk
With more drama than The Toccata by Johann Sebastian Bach
Facing such absurdity one cannot help but laugh
Mutating rhymes twist tongues so none can scoff
You were given no choice, now hats must doff
Enlist and learn these skills from this verbal prof
Neither free will nor destiny are worth speaking of
Whatever shall ye do when push comes to shove?
Only wise fools get it right; aye there's the rub!